The Grand Delusion [does not exist]

CIA secret agents trained like Hollywood actors and Vegas magicians do not exist. They do not act identical to the characters in the Now You See Me film franchise. The Federal Government of the United States of America does not brainwash them to think they are Robin Hood and the Merry Men. They did not write an editorial last year (2021 at the time of the original writing, exact date unknown) for the local newspaper in Lake Placid, FL, one of my former places of residence. They did not pose a question the answer to which they did not already prime the editor and the police chief to accept as the official narrative: "We don't know." The question? "Who is responsible for all of the robberies? Why are the police doing nothing to apprehend any of the bandits?"

This blog has nothing to do with the story of a man from Iowa named Garrett Brokus, the world's most notorious mediocre below-average burglar. Certainly no locals ever called him simply The Muscle Man and certainly none of the local gang bangers ever referred to him as The Punisher. This is not real journalism; it's satire -- "conspiracy theories."

I can neither confirm nor deny the accuracy of the previous statement as I am lying to you, trying to deceive you, only you cannot be deceived, you did not already deceive yourself.

Garrett was Robin Hood. I was one of the Merry Men. Garrett was Batman. I was Robin. Garrett was The Punisher. I was a fan. Hi, I am Lee Edison Fentress, infamous amateur investigative journalist impersonator, not a conspiracy theorist like Alex Jones. I make The Feds look bad even while I try to make them look good. I suck. It's not cool to be The Bad Guys these days. Even kids know that.