In the name of The Church

Just because somebody does something in the name of The Church doesn't mean The Church put them up to it. Just because somebody says they didn't convert to Catholicism doesn't mean people will just believe they did anyway. Just because somebody says The Church didn't put them up to something they came up with themselves entirely on their own doesn't mean people will just believe The Church did put them up to it anyway.

The more I claim that Alex Jones is insane when he says the Catholics are Luciferians, the more people will refuse to believe it, right? Of course. Alex Jones IS insane. The Catholics are obviously not Luciferians like myself! I'm Luciferian! I am NOT Catholic, I swear to GOD!