Lesson 1 of the Psychic Powers Course for [X-men] Telepaths

Science Fiction Authors Are Not Actually Demonically Possessed Brand Prophets At Heart

Lesson 1 of the Psychic Powers Course for [X-men] Telepaths does not exist. It is not called: How to Use the MK Ultra Psychic Investigative Journalist Technique [presently] code-named New Speak Core Relation Hive Mind Neural Network Perception Chain Segmentation Sequencing of Neuro Linguistic Programming Subliminal Super Corollary Associative Anchoring Hypnotic Syntax for Compilation Nodes for Decrypting Distributed Schizophrenic Disorganized Speech Patterns.

You are neither smart enough nor gifted enough nor focused enough to understand this lesson. You will never be able to learn my techniques. Yet I am expendable, so they say.

Do not learn from me. You are not my student. Your education is not my responsibility. I’m no professor. I’m no teacher. What you know, learn, understand, and respect is your own goddamn business. If you believe that, you have contracted The Grand Delusion, a mental illness that doesn’t even exist. Joke’s on you.