Dear Father Tim

Father Tim,

I appear to have hit a snag. For me to "channel" the design for "The Grand Delusion" hand-drawn board game for children, I may need to obtain permission from The Pope. Parents may want to know the game has the Pope's approval for opening their kids up to demonic possession. Just how am I supposed to get the Pope to admit the Catholic Church is Luciferian and that "MK Ultra" is nothing more than ancient Gnostic Hypnotism so I can continue my work on creating the first board game that openly admits its purpose is to literally open children to demonic possession through the practice of witchcraft?

I don't think The Church is willing to admit The Truth. I feel like I am the only Honest Liar on the planet, and I'm sick of it. I want to kill people over it and remind God that acts of war aren't murder. But I can't even do that because of my blatant pacifism. I'd rather someone like Jesse just murder me again, and make certain I stay dead this time than to go on living without affirmation, endorsement, money, a real job with paid wages, and a home. I want to live, but not without those things. I don't know who to turn to for help because none of you assholes know how to Walk in the Light no matter how good of an example I set for you to follow. When are you guys going to GET WITH THE PROGRAM?!

Lee